A partial list of the best insults and one-liners from the Adventures of Pete and Pete

05Aug11

Little Pete’s PG-13 insults are inspiring:

• fudgesucker
• take a spongebath hammerhead
• blowholes
• bite the wind
• bite my scab
• grungebag
• eat my turf chrome dome
• boffo!
• suck chowder musclehead
• chew my mite, grandpa
• blow it out your nosehole
• crankbait
• dipwad
• wax my nosehair
• is this guy pickin your scabs the way he’s pickin my scabs
• jerkweed
• guffbucket
• buckweed
• spacious bloody sputometer
• puss rug spurting maggot bagger
• chum jockey
• you scrape the legs of dung beetles to ice your cupcakes
• bloodwart
• skankweevil
• scuzzmaster
• droolcup
• cheeselog
• stinkfist
• armdrip
• chunkhead
• slushhog

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