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Dear Josh Beckett, I love you very much. But in the future, when you meet the President of the United States of America, I would advise you to take off the weird hippy necklace. Your grandchildren are going to see this picture and wonder what in the heck you were thinking.
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Percentage of my sinning
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From: Elizabeth Sent: Monday, April 06, 2009 2:09 PM To: RJ Subject: RE: It’s a well known fact that Pedrioa is the first major league player from the Shire league. He’s making the rest of us hobbits very proud. (you jackass)
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Bad St. Patrick’s Day joke
Me to my friend and coworker, Anne Marie: You’re lucky you sit next to me, since it is St. Patrick’s Day and I look so much like a leprechaun. Except at the end of my rainbow all you’ll find is crappy jokes.
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I had this chat with my wonderful friend Megan a few months ago, when Bret Farve came out of retirement. I was reminded of it today, when I saw someone wearing a Farve jersey. This is incontrovertible proof that Megan and I really know how to take a joke, beat it into the ground, and […]
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Dear Sir: Firstly, I would like to pay my compliments to your excellent business. The selection of both mainstream titles and small press and indie books is endlessly impressive. Not since first visiting the Rubber Chicken as a child in Bellingham, Massachusetts have I been so impressed (that was long ago when comics began and […]
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There is a panhandler who usually sits on the corner of 33rd and Broadway; you may have seen him before. He sits in a camp chair and has a prosthetic leg which he usually props up against the building. He seems like a nice enough guy, he’s never confrontational and usually talking to the coffee […]
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Elizabeth Loves You 